nolife.

I am so aggravated. I'm gonna have to offend little Janice of 7th grade, since I used to love Twilight in 2007.
But, seriously this crap is becoming surprisingly popular.
Maybe because of Taylour Lautner.
I personally wouldn't mind covering his sexy body with chocolate and licking it alllllll off. (;
UGHHH. Are people DUMB?
They're missing out on all these other books that aren't written by Mormans and isn't all sexist and has glittery vampires.
Like what the fuck? They glitter. -______________- They fucking glitter. Like fucking fairies.
I mean don't they know Mark Z. Danielewski?
How his classic House of Leaves become a part of your life.
How the story causes you to feel fear and this heaviness about your chest?
It's all about books that come into you.
And the masterpiece Rachel Cohn and David Levithan created for us.
Naomi and Ely's No Kiss List and Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist.
Simply beautiful. The movie can't even make up for the words in the pages.
I don't know why I'm ranting about books. I have no life

Currently am reading Anne Rice's trilogy of Sleeping Beauty w/ Noel.
I'm on the second book, Beauty's Punishment.
It's pretty pornographic. LOLLL. But it's fun to read with Noel. And it's really sad.
Like seriously, what happened to Alexi? How can Beauty just rebel like that and fuck Tristan?
Freaking niggerskank. ALEXIIII.